Milton.

Milton sits behind me in AP Spanish. We've never been close friends, if not friends at all. The only class I had with him other than AP Spanish was probably Spanish II honors or something during freshmen year. At that time I didn't know him that well but I thought he was relatively normal. But apparently he became a flat-out idiot.

For some strange reason, every time Vanessa Bautista, certainly not the sharpest crayon in the box, does something stupid--however small it is (sometimes what she did is not even important or funny or stupid at all), Milton would make fun of her or make these weird noises that are supposed to mock her or something. CONSTANTLY. There would be constantly these horrible comments and he would just randomly shout out these stupid things here and there to make fun of Vanessa Bautista. Well I know VAnessa Bautista says and does a lot of retarded things but Milton's actions are just even more retarded. I mean, first of all, it's like he's some kind of genius. In fact, he's retarded. Secondly, people make fun of each other all the time, but why would you do this CONSTANTLY? And the remarks he make about Vanessa Bautista are not even smart or witty or ANYTHING AT ALL. They are just plain retarded, brainless comments.

Well one would argue that this is none of my business. But it is TOTALLY my business. Try to imagine a retarded person shouting out random stupid things while thinking that he is somehow less retarded than the person that he is making fun of. What's worse:the person sits RIGHT behind you! Don't get me wrong, I don't mean retarded or smart as in not getting straight As or possessing the knowledge to life, universe, or everything, respectively. What I mean by "retarded" is that he is not a "thinking" person. Things obviously don't go through his brain, if there is any, before he shoots them out of his ridiculous mouth. And the things he say are just incredibly thoughtless. And he never seem to want to take any kind of responsibility. Any. I mean, WHY WOULD YOU BEHAVE LIKE THIS? Have some dignity, seriously.

Plus, when I finally had had enough, I turned around and said: "you are not any smarter than she is." Milton gave me this "oh oh oh I'm so afraid" face. WHAT? Who still does this nowadays? Is he still living in his elementary school/middle school years? Seriously.