Funny stuffs.

Ok so let me share w/ my imaginary reader a few funny/very funny stories I had/heard recently.

So let's start with today, which was pretty messy. Jackie, Gene, and I were at the shuttle stop around 4PM and it was raining pretty heavily at that time. The shuttle came and I was the first of the three (followed by Jackie, then Gene) on line to get onto the bus. For some reason water was pouring down like a waterfall from the top of the shuttle bus's door, it looked like some kind of entrance to a ridiculous water ride. Since it was pouring outside also, I, just like everyone else, wanted to get onto the bus as soon as possible. So as soon as I saw the woman in front of me stepped up the stairs I jumped right into the bus. Two things happened at this moment: 1) my head dipped right into the buttocks of the woman right in front of me--those were pretty big; 2) surprised by both the humongous buttocks AND the "waterfall," I paused at the door, and what happened was Jackie, who was right behind me, got trapped right under the "waterfall," and she was COMPLETELY soaked.

All right, next. So last week during lunch I overheard a woman talking to her friends about what she saw the night before.
"You know last night I was on a bus on first avenue, and all of a sudden, I saw this guy, or woman, or whatever it is, running fanatically on the street. Well, his face is so obviously male, but he was wearing a tank top. On top of that, at first I thought he was wearing some kind of tight pants, but when the bus got closer, I realized he had NO PANTS WHATSOEVER. You can see his two round, shiny butts! And you see other people on the street that he ran by looking back one after another realizing they just saw something kind of weird a couple seconds later."
I love NYC.


Ok now it's the bahar story. So, according to Bahar, her lab has two gorgeous looking guys, one named Brian, another--hmm I don't remember, let's call him Matt. Matt apparently has a girl friend for five years so he's out of the question. Brian, on the other hand, is single. Bahar seems to be falling in love with this guy Brian--"Oh listen, he has blonde hair, blue eyes, great muscles, great smiles, OMG HE'S EXACTLY THE GUY I WANT." So one day Brian was curious about Bahar's origin, and asks: " Hey Bahar, your name sounds exotic. What's your origin?"
"Hmm, guess!" Bahar says (flirts). After a series of guesses Brian finally said Persian.
"Oh! So you're Persian."
"Yeah."
"I dated a Persian before."
"Oh REALLY?" You can totally imagine Bahar's creeper eyes lighting up immediately . "What's her name?"
"No, HIS name."